GLW2019 : A Small Hill And Some Tall Tales

Tuesday 22nd December 2020

A short, socially distanced walk close to Emma's house as her car wouldn't start. What could be better than Cunswick Scar and the opportunity to tell a few tall tales?  Would Luca and Ellie be able to tell fact from fiction?  Would I?  Would you?

We crossed Windermere Road and climbed up alongside the allotments before turning right, heading across the fields below the crag.  "Did you know that there is a cave in those crags?"  I asked.  "Is there?" asked the grandchildren.  "Yes, my friend Stan told me about going in it when he was your age".   Hmmm.

We walked on towards the Twit's house.  At least that is what Ellie called it.  To me, it's an old barn but then I don't have their imagination.

However, on the way there, Luca spotted a rather large round stone, standing alone.  How do you think it got there? I asked.  Luca knowingly informed me that it was glacial debris.  "Not so," I said.  It was actually placed there by the residents of Kendal to celebrate Queen Victoria's Jubilee.  It is known as the Jubilee Stone. He gave me a strange sort of look and a roll of the eyes.

On the bridge over the bypass, I asked Luca if he knew about the Rifle Range.  "We don't " said the couple who were covidly waiting for us to vacate the bridge.  So I explained to them that there used to be a rifle range along the fell and that is why the pub on Greenside is called the Rifleman's Arms.  They gave me a strange sort of look but were too polite to roll their eyes.

We crossed the fields where Luca and Ellie played hide and seek in the gorse bushes.  We were heading for the Cunswick summit though I strayed off the well-trod track.  "Where are you going Opa?"  "I'm looking for the Rifle Range Targets.  I think they were here," I said but could find no evidence.  "Huh," the children sighed.  "Perhaps they were here?"  I mused in another seemingly likely place.  "Doh!" grimaced the children.  A bit further on I exclaimed "Yes!  This is where they must have been- look at this circle in the ground."   Well, they had to accept that it was not a natural feature but did it look like a rifle range target?  I had to agree it didn't.

At the cairn the Lakeland hills could just about be seen.

Whilst we had our butties, I asked if they knew about the mounds down in the valley below, near Cunswick Scar.  I couldn't remember the technical name but suggested to them that they were medieval man-made burrows where, in the days before rabbits were everywhere, the locals bred them for food.  Could he be telling the truth?  I could see the doubt in their eyes.

Luca asked me if I had seen the secret tarn.  I hadn't though I knew about the one on the golf course .....

...... and the larger but mostly hidden one down near the rabbit warrens.  When he said he couldn't remember where it was I began to suspect he was getting his own back but then he and Ellie shot off.  When we next saw them, they said they had been found it.  Were they right?

My turn again.  "This round, tiered hillock at the end of the golf course is the mound of ancient castle.  It belonged to a Lord called Kenneth Dale and the town that grew up below the castle was named after him- Kendal."  More doubt.

Lower down is the track that comes up from Queen's Road to Kettlewell Crag.  "Did you know that trams used to run up here?"  Yet again, their eyes rolled.  Up with how many more of Opa's silly stories would they have to put?

Soon we were back at Kendal Green and it was time to say goodbye.  "How many of those stories do you think were true?"  I asked.

Well, dear reader, how many do you think are true?

Don, Tuesday 22nd December 2020

 

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