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                        The 
                        Munich Marge Fest 
                        Tuesday 
                        20th April 2008 
                        As 
                        Jamie and Emma both had teaching commitments in Crete 
                        and Germany respectively that would prevent them being 
                        in Kendal for the big day, we decided to get the party 
                        rolling rather early with a family holiday in Bavaria. 
                        We 
                        had originally intended to go to Lake Como but the logistics 
                        of getting Margaret and I from England, Emma from Munich 
                        and Jamie and Danae from Crete were just too great. 
                        Instead we chose a German alpine lake, Kochelsee, 
                        preceded by a couple of nights in Munich.  This 
                        had the added benefit of Scott being able to join us 
                        (due to an unfortunate clash of dates he had to fly 
                        to Wales for a stag weekend). 
                        Jamie 
                        had been at home with us for a couple of weeks.  He 
                        teaches English in Haraklion so had Greek Easter off 
                        which, fortunately was about a month later than our Easter. 
                        We flew out on the evening flight, met Danae at the 
                        airport-  her flight from Athens landed only 
                        a few minutes after ours, and were soon joined by Emma 
                        who had come straight from the International School 
                        where she teaches Spanish, French and Chinese. 
                        We 
                        just missed the direct tube to Haidhausen so elected 
                        for the long roundabout journey rather than wait for 
                        half an hour on the platform.  On the train we 
                        were befriended by a beer swigging old German who found 
                        the birthday present that Danae gave Emma hilarious! 
                        
                            
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                                     Margaret 
                        and I were staying at the Max Emmanual Hotel, 
                        a few blocks away from Emma and Scott's apartment.  Emma 
                        took us to the hotel whilst Scott met Jamie and Danae 
                        and took them home. 
                                    At least that was the plan. 
                        What 
                        he actually did was take them for a beer and several 
                        carry-out pizzas. 
                                     Meanwhile, having dropped off 
                        our bags at the hotel, we wandered along to the flat, 
                        stopping only for Emma to buy several carry-out pizzas. 
                         
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                        A slight breakdown in communications led to double 
                        rations all round, which remarkably vanished quite quickly. 
                          
                        Wednesday 
                        30th April 2008 
                        Margaret 
                        had a strange experience at breakfast.  She left 
                        me sat at the table to go and get her next course of 
                        smoked salmon, mackerel and other fishy things.  The 
                        serving area was a strange shape and it took her a while 
                        to find what she wanted but she noticed this German 
                        chap stood in front of her, loading up his plate.  She 
                        thought no more of it but when she returned to her seat 
                        she found that Gunther, as she had christened the German, 
                        was the transmogrification of English hubby, Don.   
                        
                            
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                                     All 
                        of which led to a change of characters for the morning: 
                         Gunther und Greta Pschorr undertook a walking tour 
                        of Haidhausen.   
                                    It is a very pleasant area, extensively 
                        rebuilt after the war and with plenty of character- 
                        interesting buildings, smart shops, public gardens and 
                        lots and lots of bicycles. 
                        A 
                        word of warning to anyone visiting Munich.  The 
                        outer edge of the footpath is generally designated as 
                        a cycle path and often there is no clear demarcation 
                        line.  
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                        Even where there is, it is so easy to forget 
                        and just step into the path of a  cyclist, storming 
                        up behind, who 
                        has right of way and intends to use it.  Silent 
                        Assassins, we called them. 
                        
                        
                            
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                        After 
                        a coffee in the Bavarian Market style Wienerplatz (and 
                        a fortunately unproductive visit to a designer dress 
                        shop), Gunther und Greta crossed over the river and 
                        headed for downtown Munich.   
                                      
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                                    Gunther had not realised 
                        that the route he had planned would take them past all 
                        the big name shops starting with Armani. 
                                      
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                                      Greta, 
                        however, declined the invitation to step inside, being 
                        anxious to see more of this lovely city.   
                                      
                          
                                    Through 
                        the medieval streets, past the Viktueln Market and into 
                        the Rathaus courtyard for lunch where Gunther made a 
                        tactical mistake.  
                                    He, naturally, ordered bratwurst 
                        which,of course, would need a beer to accompany it. 
                         He looked down the list of beers and saw, in second 
                        place,a brand he did not recognise- Radler.   
                                    He 
                        thought it would be good to try. Little did he 
                        know that Radler means cyclist and it is the beer that 
                        cyclists drink- i.e. a shandy.  
                                    Silly Gunther- you 
                        would think his German would be up to that!  Perhaps 
                        he is actually Dutch? 
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                        After 
                        lunch the tour continued with a visit to the Residence 
                        (outside only) then to  the cathedral.  This was 
                        remarkably simply decorated and very light.  Inevitably 
                        it transpired it had been bombed in the war although 
                        the walls survived.  it certainly looked rather 
                        more attractive in its current decor than as shown in 
                        the pre-war photos.  One hesitates to say that 
                        it actually benefited from the bombs, but..... 
                        Gunther 
                        und Greta crossed back to Haidhausen via a different bridge to have 
                        a kip in the hotel and wake up as Don and Margaret. 
                        Jamie 
                        and Danae meanwhile were visiting, inevitably, the aquarium. 
                         Emma and Scott were working. 
                        The 
                        plan was to meet up at Emma and Scott's for pre dinner 
                        drinks then walk along the river to a high class restaurant 
                        that Emma had discovered in the New 
                        York Times. However a thunderstorm 
                        put paid to those plans.  We took taxis directly 
                        to G 
                        Munich. 
                        We 
                        had been warned that it was a little like Hogwarts but 
                        only in the sense that candles seemed to float in mid 
                        air at the tables.  
                        
                            
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                                     It was smart, minimalist design 
                        with a very unusual menu with many inbetween courses 
                        culminating with a birthday cake. Margaret found 
                        it a little strange with it being a month off her birthday so 
                        we didn't sing to her!  But we had enjoyed the 
                        meal even if we could remember all the courses afterwards! 
                                      
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                        We 
                        finished off the evening with a night cap back at Emma 
                        & Scott's. Jamie and Scott stayed up very late watching 
                        Liverpool's heroic but ultimately doomed effort to knock 
                        Chelsea out of the European Cup.  We left them 
                        to it and wandered back to the hotel.  
                          
                        Thursday 
                        1st May 2008 
                        
                            
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                         The 
                        Germans do the job properly- they celebrate May Day 
                        on the historic date. Hence both Emma and Scott 
                        had the day off.  We were due to travel to Kochelsee 
                        but were persuaded to leave that for the afternoon. 
                         Instead we went to the Wienerplatz and watched 
                        with a large crowd whilst the fire brigade erected the 
                        most enormous Maypole. 
                                      
                                      
                                      
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                        Lots of cheering when 
                        accomplished and then, of course, everyone troops off 
                        down to the nearest biergarten.  We did likewise 
                        and had delicious currywurst with chips and beer (no 
                        Radler today- lesson learnt).  In order to get 
                        a bit of variety into our diet we also ordered a side 
                        salad which turned out to be a few leaves of lettuce 
                        and a big pile of thinly sliced salami!  But we 
                        did also have a big bunch of radish. 
                        
                            
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                         That 
                        afternoon Emma drove Margaret and me plus all the bags 
                        to Kochel-am-See whilst Jamie and Danae, for whom there 
                        was no room in the car, travelled by train. 
                                    I 
                        had booked a chalet for three nights. 
                                    We found 
                        the hotel to which it belonged without problem but the 
                        first attempt to find the chalet failed, with me trying 
                        the keys in a very attractive turreted property fortunately 
                        without being challenged.   
                        
                                      
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                                    On checking back with 
                        the hotel it became clear that there had been a misunderstanding 
                        in the directions and we had been  directly opposite 
                        where we should have been and when the hotelier said 
                        "on the left" he meant on the left of another 
                        house, not on the left had side of the street. 
                        Our 
                                    residence was a wooden 
                        chalet was in the garden of a much bigger holiday house 
                        on Kalmbachstrasse- quiet back street- very aptly named. 
                        
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                        Choosing where to sleep was a challenge.  We 
                        bagged the downstairs double room. Jamie and Danae 
                        (who would not arrive until much later) were allocated 
                        the upstairs room that had three double beds whilst 
                        Emma had the upstairs open area which slept five! 
                        We 
                        went for a walk down to the lake.  This is a very 
                        dramatic region of contrasts- to the north, the plains 
                        of Germany, to the south, the Alps rise quite rapidly. 
                         Inbetween are lakes, in this case two- Kochelsee 
                        which at its northern end is on the plain and Walchensee 
                        which is reached by a short drive over a hill at the 
                        southern end of Kochelsee and dropping into a truly 
                        Alpine scenario. 
                        Today 
                        however we just wanted a gentle stroll before going 
                        to meet the train.  It was so quiet we wondered 
                        where everybody was.  Then a small boat came in 
                        with a man stood on its roof playing an Alpine Horn. 
                         To the strains of "Auf Wiedersehen" 
                        and "Wooden Heart" a surprisingly large group 
                        of people came ashore and promptly vanished. 
                        
                        
                            
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                         We 
                        carried on with our walk, round a small hill, past some 
                        bunny goats (tiny goats that seemed more like rabbits), 
                                    a small chapel, a ferocious statue 
                        and back to the chalet. 
                                      
                          
                                    Later we met Jamie and 
                        Danae from the train and went for dinner at the hotel. 
                          
                                    The streets were still very quiet but when we 
                        went into the hotel cellar we discovered where everyone 
                        was.  
                                    Fortunately we found a table and joined 
                        in the Sparglfest (the celebration of the asparagus- 
                        with sausage and beer of course).  
                                    Plus a rather strange pudding 
                        for Jamie. 
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                        Friday 
                        2nd May 2008 
                                    We 
                        had a late start and then decide to circumnavigate Kochelsee 
                        by foot and boat.  Plan A was to go to the Kochel-am-See landing stage where we had seen the boat with 
                        the horn player and catch the boat for a couple of stops. 
                         However when we got there at 12:30 and read the 
                        timetable we discovered it would be an hour before the 
                        boat arrived.  We reckoned that we could cover 
                        the distance on foot in that time so off we set.  And 
                        we were quite right.  By the time we got to Altjoch 
                        with its little chapel 
                        there was no sign of a boat. 
                                    We had another look 
                        at the timetable, this time looking at the small print 
                        which said that before 17th May the boat only ran on 
                        Holidays and Sundays.  
                        
                            
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                                     Thursday of course had been 
                        a Holiday. No boat today.  
                                    Brief 
                                    rest, then carry on round the lake. 
                                      
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                        The 
                        next section of lake footpath was the most challenging, 
                        being along a cliff path with some steep drops if you 
                        cared to look closely enough.   
                          
                        Then it came down 
                        to lakeside again, through meadows, strangely (to English 
                        eyes) full of dandelions, with an idyllic Alpine 
                        backdrop.  Our target was the monastery brewery 
                        (nowadays just a hotel) in Schledorf which we reached 
                        in time for a very late lunch, i.e. at 4 p.m.! 
                        
                        
                        The 
                        trail back to Kochel-am-See was a bit of a flog along 
                        a cycle track across marsh land but we completed the 
                        circumnavigation on foot- a rather longer 10 miles or 
                        so than we had originally envisaged. We passed some 
                        strange sheep that looked like dogs- a bit like Bedlington 
                        terriers in reverse. 
                        
                        Long sleeps 
                        followed before a delicious late dinner cooked by Danae- 
                        a sort of mega ratatouille. 
                          
                        Saturday 3rd 
                        May 2008 
                        We 
                        took breakfast outside in the garden in the sun before 
                        driving up the lake and over the hill to the next lake, 
                        Walkensee.   
                        
                        There we found a cable car up the mountain 
                        so we took it to find half of Bavaria on the hill despite 
                        there being snow around.  Not surprising really 
                        because the weather was lovely and the views spectacular. 
                          
                          
                        We did the Bavarian thing of lunching in the mountain 
                        restaurant on white sausage, rosti and beer. 
                        Jamie, 
                        Danae and Emma walked down the hill, whilst Margaret 
                        and I took the lazy way back to the car, picked them 
                        up and returned back to the chalet for afternoon tea 
                        of the best waffles I have ever tasted. 
                        Jamie 
                        and Danae then went for a swim whilst Emma festered 
                        and Margaret and I had a walk round the back of the 
                        village, making friend with an old German who found 
                        the hill too steep for his bike and was desperately 
                        trying to tell us something but about the only word 
                        we understood was "Oxford". 
                        We 
                        had a look for the Franx Mark museum- he of Der 
                        Blaue Reiter 
                        fame- but it was closed for redevelopment. 
                        Lots 
                        of the houses had strange markings chalked above the 
                        door and we had seen similar markings in Schledorf.  
                        
                            
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                                     The 
                        letters have two meanings.  
                                    They are the initials of 
                        the traditional names of the Three Magi:  Caspar, Melchior 
                        and Balthasar.  
                                    They also abbreviate the Latin words:  
                        Christus Mansionem Benedicat. 
                                    May Christ bless the 
                        house. 
                                    The letters recall the day on which the inscription 
                        is made, as well as the purpose of blessing. 
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                        The crosses 
                        represent the protection of the Precious Blood of Christ and the holiness of the Three Magi sanctified 
                        by their adoration of the Infant Christ.  
                        The inscription 
                        is made above the front door, so that all who enter 
                        and depart this year may enjoy God’s blessing. The month 
                        of January still bears the name of the Roman god Janus, 
                        the doorkeeper of heaven and protector of the beginning 
                        and end of things. This blessing “christens” the ancient 
                        Roman observance of the first month. The inscription 
                        is made of chalk, a product of clay, which recalls the 
                        human nature taken by the Adorable and Eternal Word 
                        of God in the womb of the Virgin Mary, by the power 
                        of the Holy Spirit. 
                        So 
                        now you know! 
                        More 
                        sparglfest for dinner in the hotel Keller. 
                          
                        Sunday 
                        4th May 2008 
                        I 
                        had been warned that everywhere shuts on a Sunday but 
                        I thought that bakeries would be an exception.  So 
                        I set off at 8:15 to try and find our daily bread.  All 
                        the shops bar one were closed, even the bakery.  The 
                        exception was the ESSO garage but they had no bread. 
                         Yet old ladies were cycling past with bread.  I 
                        saw one emerge from a house with a bag and thought "I 
                        know what she is doing".  So I followed her and 
                        discovered that although the bakery shop was shut, if 
                        you went round the back you could buy bread direct from 
                        where it was produced.  And they had just three 
                        loaves left!!! 
                        Today 
                        was going home day.  Jamie and Danae would go to 
                        the airport by train but Emma would drive Margaret and 
                        me.  This meant we had an extra half hour or so 
                        to sunbathe in the delightful chalet garden, with its 
                        statue of the little boy playing frisbee, before setting 
                        off.   
                        
                        Emma had to dice with some deristricted German 
                        nutters on the motorway but successfully dropped us off 
                        at the airport.  We thought we might see Jamie 
                        and Danae there but due to a mix up with mobile phones 
                        and Danae meeting a friend in a Sushi bar it didn't 
                        happen.  Indeed Danae did well to finish her all-you-can-eat sushi and catch the plane before they unloaded 
                        her bags! 
                        Driving 
                        back up the M61 it was raining and a huge dark cloud 
                        hung over Preston but the town looked as if it were 
                        on fire.  it was like an Armageddon scene.  Then, 
                        as we joined the M6, the sun dropped below the cloud 
                        and fired its full blast horizontally into the rain 
                        causing the most spectacular double rainbow I have ever 
                        seen.  Welcome home! 
                          
                         Afternote: 
                          
                        There 
                        was a shop window in Kochel with some paintings in. 
                         Margaret took a liking to one (as, I must admit, 
                        so did I).  However it was never open when we passed. 
                         Nevertheless with the aid of the internet and 
                        Emma & Scott, the original arrived in time for Margaret's 
                        birthday and now proudly hangs above the fire place! 
                        
                          
                        For 
                        more celebrations see MCS60 
                          
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