|   BB0933 
                        : When Yorkshire Was Welsh 14th 
                        October 2009 The 
                        headline I really wanted to use was: Whinging 
                        Rent-Boy Deplores Huge Hen What 
                        on earth has a "whinging rent-boy" got to do with anything? 
                        I hear you ask.   Or a "huge hen" for that matter? 
                          Well, all will become clear in due course.  But 
                        I will give you a clue.  It does have something to do 
                        with today's objective: Pen-y-Ghent.  And the recent 
                        trip to Ingleborough. 
                         And, if you need further inspiration (which is 
                        likely), the third of the Yorkshire "Three Peaks". But, 
                        before I say more, I must return to last week's outing, 
                        Paths 
                        of Glory?, 
                        which produced more feedback than any other walk in 
                        recent weeks. 
                            
                                | A 
                                    number of people  commented on the picture 
                                    taken on Lank Rigg, reproduced in an amended 
                                    form on the right, and asked how did I get 
                                    that effect? The 
                                    truth is that the original photo was a disaster. 
                                    The sun was temporarily obscured but it 
                                    was still quite bright and the subjects 
                                    were 
                                    back-lit.  I just couldn't get a decent 
                                    exposure.  So 
                                    I put the version taken on "automatic" 
                                    into Photoshop, pressed the button for Solarize 
                                    and that is the result.  I think it works 
                                    by searching for where a colour is 
                                    not highly saturated and substituting its 
                                    negative.  Whatever, 
                                    it is a somewhat psychedelic effect, reminiscent 
                                    of a late 1960s LP cover!  BOOTboys: 
                        The Album? | 
 BOOTboys: 
                                    The Album? |  Exiled 
                        Lancastrian Steve G mentioned having looked for Wainwright's 
                        buried treasure when he did the same walk.  No 
                        wonder he was unable to find it.  AW hid a two 
                        shilling piece on Lank Rigg in 1965.  However, 
                        it seems that it was found the following year.  For 
                        more information see Buried 
                        Treasure. Steve 
                        also told the tale of Matty's Bridge, shown on the map 
                        as Monk's 
                        Bridge, 
                        a bit further down the River Calder.  Matty Benn was blind. 
                         Her husband built the
bridge and Matty would sit on the edge of it, often knitting, awaiting his return
from hunting, regularly with John Peel. The Monks built up the side of the
bridge a little for Matty's comfort with the stone left from the monastery. It
was named Matty Benn's Bridge with her name being Martha but always known as
Matty. Finally, 
                        two ladies in our village, both somewhat older than 
                        me, put me to shame by letting me know that they had 
                        been on the same walk a couple of week's earlier on 
                        their third time round the Wainwrights and they now 
                        only have twenty left! Today's 
                        walk hasn't narrowed the gap. John was ready for another 
                        tester for his knee and Tony likewise for his cardio-vascular 
                        system.  They wanted to follow up their triumph on Ingleborough 
                        with the second part of the trio: Pen-y-Ghent. 
                         Pete just wanted to test out his new boots. The 
                        day started with me picking up Tony.  As we were 
                        driving along to John’s house, I could hear a beep every 
                        four seconds or so.  I asked Tony what it was but 
                        he was unable to hear it.  Eventually he confessed 
                        that he was wearing a heart monitor on his wrist but 
                        was not aware of it making any sound.  He was quite 
                        surprised when he put it to his ear to discover the 
                        beep.  But then, I can hear a mouse cough at 100 
                        yards, even though I am quite unable to follow a conversation 
                        in a pub!  So, for the rest of the journey, I was 
                        able to keep a check on whether Tony was still alive. We 
                        met Pete at the Horton-in Ribblesdale car park and after 
                        walking past the strange camp site we tried to examine 
                        the rather squat St Oswald's Church.  Sadly, however, 
                        it was locked.  
                            
                                | 
 Strange 
                                    camp site | 
 St 
                                    Oswald's Church |  Seeking 
                        a variation on the direct route used on BB0727, 
                        we went a little further south, via Dub Cote with its 
                        fine sheep, to pick up the Pennine Way at Churn Milk 
                        Hole.   Another 
                        difference from the previous visit was the absence of 
                        Mr Strideyman although John was making a good attempt 
                        at emulating his pace on the more level stretches.   The 
                        third difference was that we could see very little- 
                        the clag was down; it was moist, still and surprisingly 
                        warm. 
                            
                                | 
 Dub 
                                    Cote sheep | 
 Unnamed 
                                    sink |  This 
                        new route took us past a succession of increasingly 
                        large “sinks”- essentially holes in the ground that 
                        potentially lead to the cave systems- Milk Churn Hole 
                        being of quite significant size. 
 Milk 
                        Churn Hole The 
                        final ascent of Pen-y-Ghent is  steep- almost to 
                        the point of being exciting although we were unable 
                        to see the exposure today. Tony stopped beeping.  Should 
                        we have worried? John, who knows about these things, 
                        explained that the purpose of the monitor's signal was 
                        not to communicate Tony’s continued existence to others 
                        but to warn him when his heart rate was outside the 
                        “training zone” of 60% to 80% of 220 minus his age. 
                         The silence was testament to him exercising well. 
                            
                                | 
 Comitibus: 
                                    Pen-y-Ghent | 
 Detail 
                                    from shelter |  At 
                        the top is a remarkably fine shelter where we had lunch 
                        and John taught Tony the secrets of his monitor.  The 
                        beep was switched off. The 
                        route down was notable for us being  unable to 
                        see the limestone needle that got Wainwright so excited 
                        (see BB0727 
                        for more information).   There 
                        was more of a breeze, the moistness turned to drizzle 
                        and it was much colder. 
                            
                                | 
 Pen-y-Ghent 
                                    summit panorama | 
 Hull 
                                    Pot |  We 
                        did, however, find the path to the remarkable Hull Pot. 
                         Just why it is called Hull Pot escapes me but 
                        it would be quite easy to fit the hull of quite a large 
                        ship into this long, steep and deep depression*. 
 Hull 
                        Pot, note scale from figure at far end 
 Ditto! The 
                        weather improved somewhat as we continued back down 
                        the track towards Horton-in-Ribblesdale, offering a 
                        clear(er) view of the hill ravaged by the quarry.  We 
                        passed a farmer with his dog, several large sheep and 
                        on the trailer to his quad bike, a might fine ram ready 
                        equipped with his harness. 
                            
                                | 
 Horton 
                                    quarry | 
 Readying 
                                    the sheep for the ram! |  It 
                        reminded me of the late Westmerian farmer and raconteur John Pickthall 
                        and his story of when the new vicar came round for dinner, 
                        dressed in his waistcoat.  “Evening, Vicar,” said 
                        John on opening the door.  “I see tha’s wearing 
                        thy tupping jacket!” 
                            
                                | 
 A 
                                    hint of Ingleborough and Whernside! | 
 The 
                                    clearest view of Pen-y-Ghent |  Nearing 
                        the end, John asked me to let him know when we had just 
                        a half mile to go. When I asked why, he bizarrely compared 
                        himself to Paula Radcliffe and explained that he wanted 
                        to put in a sprint finish.  A couple of hundred 
                        yards later he swept past on the blindside and tried 
                        to open up a lead.  His turn of speed would not 
                        have disgraced Mr Strideyman, (although probably 
                        not Paula) but he came unstuck when the terrain roughened 
                        and steepened.  Even so, he was using every trick 
                        in the book to try and stop me passing him; blocking 
                        me, attempting to trip me with his stick, leaning his 
                        98 kilos on me to push me into the wall.  All to 
                        no avail, of course!  What silly old men we are! 
                            
                                | On 
                                    reaching the Pen-y-Ghent café, John 
                                    insisted on us stopping for a drink.  The 
                                    tiny and rather dour lady behind the counter 
                                    was completely flummoxed by the order. One 
                                    white coffee in a mug, one black tea in 
                                    a cup, one normal tea in a mug and another 
                                    tea in a mug for Tony but please could he 
                                    put the milk in himself?!  As 
                                    we emerged from the café, the mist 
                                    started to lift slightly from the hill and, 
                                    for the first time, we could almost see 
                                    where we had been! | 
 The 
                                    most we saw of Pen-y-Ghent |  And 
                        so, 
                        back to the erstwhile title:  Whinging 
                        Rent-Boy Deplores Huge Hen Just what is its relevance? 
                          To 
                        confess, not a lot really.  I was musing about 
                        the origins of the name Pen-y-Ghent.  It doesn't 
                        sound English- it would fit better in Snowdonia- but 
                        I was unable to find anything about it on the internet. 
                         Then, out of curiosity, I put the names of the 
                        Yorkshire Three Peaks (the third, of course, being Whernside) 
                        into my Anagram machine and, out of the 2,533 alternatives 
                        it produced, Whinging Rent-Boy Deplores Huge Hen 
                        leapt out at me as making an intriguing if hugely 
                        irrelevant headline.  Of course, you might argue 
                        that "Whinging" should have an "e" 
                        in it but not necessarily, according to the American 
                        Heritage Dictionary of the English Language! 
                          So now you know!  If 
                        you guessed it was such an anagram, treat yourself to 
                        a big bonus! Subsequently, 
                        I learned that I was right.  Pen-y-Ghent is 
                        Welsh. Or to be more precise, the language spoken by 
                        the Ancient Britons in Yorkshire was a version of Welsh. 
                        "Pen" means hill; "y", the; and 
                        "Ghent" may have meant border although the 
                        sign outside the Pen-y-Ghent café, 
                        suggests "wind".   If you don't believe me 
                        about the Taffy Tykes, see When 
                        Yorkshire Was Welsh, 
                        which makes a much more apt if less sensational title for 
                        this report! Don, 
                        14th October 2009 * 
                        John subsequently advised that "My Wainwright in the Limestone Dales describes Hull Pot as
100 yards long, 20 yards wide and 60 feet deep. It also says that the reward for
the effort of getting to the summit of Pen-y-Ghent is an extensive panorama---guess we will
have to take his word for that !"   If you want to comment on this report, click on 
.   STATISTCS 
                            
                                | BB0933 | Wednesday 
                                    14th October 2009 |  
                                | Distance: | 7.2 
                                    miles |  
                                | Height 
                        climbed: | 1,681 
                                    feet |  
                                | Wainwrights:  | Pen-y-Ghent 
                                    (Walks in Limestone Country) |  
                                | Other 
                                    Features:  | Hull 
                                    Pot, Milk Churn Hole |  
                                | Comitibus: | Don, John, 
                                    Pete, Tony |    If 
                        you have Memory Map on your computer, you can follow 
                        our route in detail by downloading BB0933. Steve G advises: "For those who like to look at your 
meanderings but use Tracklogs or other software then your logs can be converted 
using the freeware utility GPS Babel." For the latest totals of the mileages, heights and Lakeland Fells 
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                        Outings 
                            BB0901 
                        : A Gordon Day OutThursday 
                        8th January
BB0902 
                        : Thank You, Aunty Ethel!
 Wednesday 14th January
BB0903 
                        : A Wicked Hike???Wednesday 
                        21st January
BB0904 
                        : Take a Mug With YouSunday 
                        25th January
BB0905 
                        : Down in the ForestThursday 
                        29th January
BB0906 
                        : Not How But Where?Thursday 
                        5th February
BB0907 
                        : Binsey Can Wait (but Uncle Monty Can Not)
 Thursday 12th February
BB0908 
                        : Badgers on the LineThursday 
                        5th 
                        March
BB0909 
                        : It's not a W!Thursday 
                        12th 
                        March
BB0910 
                        : Up on the RoofThursday 
                        26th 
                        March
BB0911 
                        : Not the Blisco DashersThursday 2nd April
BB0912 
                        : John's ComebackMonday 6th April
BB0913 
                        : Two Churches, a Pulpit and a Cherry PickerThursday, 
                            23rd April
BB0914 
                        : Companions of the BOOTThursday 
                        30th April
BB0915 
                        : The Gale Force ChoiceThursday 
                        7th May
BB0916 
                        : The Comeback ContinuesThursday 
                        21st May
BB0917
                        : BOOTboys 
                            Encore !28th May - 2nd June
BB0918
                        : Hello 
                        DollywagonThursday 
                        11th June
 BB0919 
                        : Has Anyone Seen Lily?Thursday 
                        18th June
BB0920 
                        : Ancient 
                        Feet on the Greenburn HorseshoeThursday 25th 
                            June
BB0921 :
                        The Tebay Fell Race WalkThursday 
                        2nd July
BB0922 
                        : For England and St George Thursday 
                            9th July
BB0923 
                        : The Coniston OutliersFriday 31st July
BB0924 
                        : Little To Be Said In Favour?Thursday 
                        6th August
BB0925 
                        : The Third Night of the Rescue Thursday 
                        13th August
BB0926 
                        : Long Wet Windy Monty Bothy Fun?Thursday 
                            20th August
BB0927 
                        : Dear Mrs ScrogginsFriday 11th September
BB0928 
                        : An Ard Day's HikeThursday 17th September
BB0929 
                            : 
                            A Canter of Convalescents?Thursday 24th 
                            September
BB0930 
                        : BOOTboys 
                        International Autumnal ExpeditionWednesday 
                        23rd to
 Sunday 27th September
BB0931 : A Bit of an AdventureThursday 1st October
BB0932 : Paths of Glory?Thursday 8th October
BB0933 
                        : When Yorkshire Was WelshWednesday 14th 
                        October
BB0934 : Unlocking the WhinlattersThursday 22nd October
BB0935  
                            : A Tale of Crinkley BottomsThursday 5th 
                            November
BB0936  
                            : Aye Up What?Thursday 12th 
                            November
BB0937  
                            : Where Eagles WadeTuesday 17th 
                            November
BB0938  
                            : After the FloodsThursday 26th 
                            November
BB0939  
                            : The Mystery of the Missing GloveThursday 10th 
                            December
BB0940  
                            : A Too Short WalkThursday 17th 
                            December
BB0941  
                                    : One Hundred and OnesfellTuesday 
                                    29th December
     
                            BH0901 
                        : Back to the Beginning Thursday 
                        13th August
BSKIB09 
                        : BOOTskiboys in Saalbach14th 
                            - 21st March
BB09XX 
                        : Los Chicos  
                                    y las Chicas de la Bota11th - 14th May
BB09Bav01 
                            : Peaked Too Soon1st September
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