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                        : The Relevance of Thirty Nine 
                        Wednesday 
                        17th April 2019 
                                    “Well 
                                    boys,” I said as we set off from where we 
                                    had parked at High Row.  Do you know 
                                    the relevance of thirty nine to today?” 
                                    They 
                                    looked puzzled.  All except Stan. 
                                    Tony 
                                    had his step counter turned on.  “Well,” 
                                    he said. “It can’t be anything to do with 
                                    John Buchan.  I think we are going 
                                    to do a bit more than Thirty Nine Steps 
                                    today!  Not Thirty Nine Thousand ? 
                                     It can't be.” 
                                    He 
                                    was, of course, right though I did cause 
                                    him and the others to take a few more steps 
                                    than strictly necessary due to trying to 
                                    navigate at the same time as dealing with 
                                    an estate agent on the telephone.  The 
                                    direction we took was not quite that intended. 
                                      
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                                    Actually 
                                    I think it was better as it led us up to 
                                    the small peak appropriately, given the 
                                    nature of the discussion, called High Brow 
                                    rather than across a potentially boggy area. 
                                     On the other hand, the bog probably 
                                    would have been quite dry, given this run 
                                    of fine weather. 
                                    As 
                                    we were approaching Randerside, Martin, 
                                    who has a connection on the French Riviera, 
                                    shared with us his knowledge of a private 
                                    sports club in Monte Carlo.  "That’s 
                                    called Thirty Nine," he explained. 
                                     Maybe but it’s not my thirty nine. 
                                     
                                    Unfortunately 
                                    it was hazy and the early photos are not 
                                    wonderful.  It was also chilly as we 
                                    approached Great Dodd, the zenith of the 
                                    walk. 
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                                    We 
                                    stopped in the lea of the shelter to eat. 
                                     Mike- a retired hotelier- had inspiration. 
                                     He remembered that there are at least 
                                    a couple of restaurants called Thirty Nine 
                                    Desserts.  Had I brought some of their 
                                    tarts along for lunch to celebrate my birthday? 
                                     No. 
                                    At 
                                    Calfhow Pike,  Brian, who also is well 
                                    travelled, suddenly recalled his Japanese 
                                    and explained that the clue to remembering 
                                    two of their numbers is to say Thank You. 
                                     He informed us that 3 is San and 9 
                                    is Kyo. 39.  Interesting but not relevant. 
                                    When 
                                    we reached our second main objective, Clough 
                                    Head, Brian had another go, displaying a 
                                    hitherto unbeknown to us grasp of historical 
                                    religious knowledge. He wondered if it had 
                                    anything to do with the 1591 Thirty-nine 
                                    Articles of the Church of England?  No. 
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                                    At 
                                    White Peak, there were no more suggestions. 
                                     The view was too good.  Stan 
                                    just smiled.  He knew. 
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                                    We 
                                    returned to the car by the Old Coach Road. 
                                     The Long Old Coach Road.  The 
                                    Long and Winding Old Coach Road. The Long, 
                                    Winding and Undulatin..… you get my drift! 
                                     It was a long way back. 
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                                    En-route, 
                                    Mike displayed his knowledge of yoof culture 
                                    in which, according to the Urban Dictionary, 
                                    39 means a person of Hebrew descent though 
                                    I can’t think why. Not relevant. 
                                    Martin 
                                    observed that as 42 was the meaning of life, 
                                    the universe and everything (according to 
                                    the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy), 
                                    maybe 39 represented quite a lot of knowledge? 
                                     Sorry, no. 
                                    A 
                                    shepherd was rounding up his sheep, or to 
                                    be more precise two of his dogs were. They 
                                    were romping up near vertical slopes to 
                                    bring them under control whilst a third 
                                    limped along gamely.  How many sheep? 
                                     Dunno.  Didn't count them. 
                        
                                    We 
                                    finished up at the Royal Hotel at Dockray. 
                                     Tony had a last try.  "Well 
                                    I know it’s your birthday tomorrow but you 
                                    are a bit older than that.  I think 
                                    it’s a wind up. You're going to say it is 
                                    one more than 38." 
                                    "No" 
                                    said Stan. "It’s obvious when you look 
                                    at our Wainwright charts. With today's Great 
                                    Dodd and Clough Head, Don’s caught 
                                    me up.  We both now have exactly 39 
                                    left to do.  That's the relevance." 
                                    The 
                                    others looked exasperated with me and no 
                                    surprise.  They forgave me, however, 
                                    when I bought them all a beer so they could 
                                    toast me a happy birthday. 
                                    Cheers! 
                                    Don, 
                                    Thursday 17th April 2019 
                                      
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