BB2429 : Remembering Messrs Flanders & Swann

Wednesday 4th September 2024

A year ago last Thursday I was travelling..……apologies, wrong song!

The amount of recent rainfall, despite the relatively sunnier conditions of the preceding days, meant I anticipated soggy ground and we weren’t disappointed. On such occasions I am always reminded of a Hippopotamus, not Reggie Perrin’s vision each time his mother-in-law was mentioned, but the lyrics of Flanders and Swann’s Hippopotamus Song. “Mud, mud, glorious mud.” Rather than it cooling the blood though it tends to make you a tad hot under the collar trying to find the drier route.

By Miller Beck Lane my feet were certainly soggy. Matters did not improve as we proceeded towards Halfpenny Lane where the fields resembled those in SE Asia where rice crops would have flourished. Inevitably the mention of paddy fields brought out a comment about spotting Irishmen, of which I am the guilty party.

On reaching the cross at the end of the Stainton Lane we hadn’t previously detected the inscription naming the five mills that once had stood on the banks of St Sunday’s Beck.

We eventually encountered the maize fields which had been planted on the route we wished to follow. It must be near being harvested as most plants were in excess of 6 feet tall (I’m still an imperial man) and some of the crop had been opened by birds.

Luckily they are planted in lines which are about one man’ll wide and with Ian being the tallest he was best placed to orientate our progress.

Here SE Asia once again entered the conversation as we wondered how many Japanese soldiers still lurked within, but Tony was more concerned about walking through a field with crops in, rather than being belated casualty of WWII. The stiles we crossed looked as if they’d last been maintained in 1945.

We eventually arrived at a suitably positioned bench, on a rise, looking north over Sedgwick towards Kendal, where we could admire the view and watch the promised showers actually falling over Burneside and environs, but there was no Hippopotami Maid.  

Our arrival at said bench was at 11.58 am and Tony complimented me on my timing in respect of his dyed in the wool lunchtime; it was purely accidental.

We descended to the canal path.....

..... and walked uneventfully to Hawes Lane and then back to Church View, where a drink was offered to Ian and Tony, so we sat in the garden. The surprising element was that they chose coffee and tea respectively, despite a cold beer being offered to “cool the blood,” although coffee and tea are, I suppose, a muddy colour.

TV Mike, Wednesday 4th September

Tony apologises for the poor quality of some of his photos which he attributes to mud on the lens.
Here are some bonus pictures.

Comitibus:  

Tony,                Ian,                TV Mike  

STATISTICS

BB2429 : Remembering Messrs Flanders and Swan

Date:

Wednesday 4th September

Features:

Mud!

Distance in miles:

7.25

Comitibus:

Ian, TV Mike, Tony

Route:

From Church View up Helm Lane round the south end of the Helm, down to Helm End, east across the fields to High House Farm on Miller Beck Lane, then across the fields, via the foot bridge, to Half Penny Farm. We walked down Halfpenny Lane, crossed the A65 and walked to the centre of Stainton Village, crossing the narrow arched footbridge to the lane which we followed west then north until we met the lane to Crosscrake. Headed briefly south then west across the fields, crossed the railway line, and headed again west until we met the canal  and followed this north to Hawes Lane, which we then took back into Natland.

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