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                        BB1737 
                        : A Model BOOTboy 
                        Thursday 
                        9th November 2017  
                        With 
                        others dropping like flies, the three BOOTboys 
                        left standing were Mike, Robin and me.  We wanted 
                        to keep standing.  Or at least not falling over. 
                         So the gale expected on the tops ruled out going 
                        high (as did a forecast -7°C windchill factor). 
                        Lang 
                        Howe called.  The mini-Matterhorn that is a relatively 
                        easy climb from Grasmere.  As I think I have said 
                        before, I can’t understand why this isn’t a Wainwright- 
                        there are far less deserving causes that won the accolade. 
                        From 
                        the top you can see a wide panorama of Lakeland Hills 
                        and the small tarns at its feet.   
                        
                        From 
                        the lower tarn you can see why I call it the mini-Matterhorn. 
                          
                        To 
                        the south-east and lower is Silver Howe which is awarded 
                        Wainwright status. I suppose its visibility from Grasmere 
                        and Rydal Water is in its favour.  It is an easy 
                        walk from Lang Howe and a good vantage point for Grasmere 
                        and Rydal Water. Also for the two Lions and Lambs of 
                        Helm Crag. 
                        
                        Continuing 
                        south-east, but this time rather further away is Loughrigg. 
                         However, this demands that you drop down to touch 
                        the Loughrigg Terrace before climbing the steep stone 
                        staircase to the summit. 
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                        North-east 
                        now and the descent, via lunch stop and much sliding 
                        in the mud, to Rydal Cave.  I have never seen so 
                        much water in it.  Fortunately the slate stepping 
                        stones secure a surprisingly safe way into the cavern. 
                          
                          
                        Here 
                        we met a man with some very serious looking photographic 
                        equipment. 
                        
                        On 
                        reflection (no pun intended but the reflections in the 
                        cave are always interesting), we should have taken the 
                        path that led to the lake shore rather than returning 
                        by the Terrace.  Instead, we had to double back 
                        down through Red Bank Wood before we could wash the 
                        mud off our boots. 
                        Back 
                        at Grasmere, I was sad to see that the Red “forever 
                        flowing” Lion was no more; the building is now gentrified 
                        and imaginatively retitled as, wait for it, "The Inn". 
                         The church also has been somewhat transformed 
                        with its new and startlingly coloured render.  Tweedies, 
                        however remained as I remembered it.  A decent 
                        pint to be had and then back to the car. 
                        
                        “Hang 
                        on,” I hear you ask.  “What was that about a model?” 
                         
                        Well, 
                        that’s me!  The photographer in the cave was looking 
                        for someone to provide a contrast to the rock formations 
                        in the cave.  He had tried and rejected a younger 
                        candidate and for some reason chose not to use Mike 
                        or Robin.  I was just the handsome model he was 
                        seeking.  My fee?  Well, although impressively 
                        equipped, he was a hobbyist so it was not a situation 
                        for money to change hands.  Simply a copy of his 
                        photo to be e-mailed to me in the near future. In the 
                        meantime, here is Mike’s equivalent. 
                          
                        I'll 
                        let you into the secret.  It was my red jacket 
                        that attracted him to me.  Not my good looks! 
                        Don, 
                        Thursday 9th November 2017 
                          
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                        Comitibus 
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                        Mike, Robin, Don, Photographer 
                          
                        The 
                        Dangers of Methane Gas 
                        If 
                        you ever doubted the Global Warming problem caused by 
                        cattle producing methane, just have a look at the photo 
                        below, taken recently on Orrest Head: 
                          
                          
                        
                            
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