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: The Old Corpse Road
Thursday
2nd August 2018
The
funeral cortege arrived outside the church. The
Vicar came in and asked everyone one to make sure their
phones were switched off. I had arrived early
and had already done just that but his request made
me want to check. To make sure, I pressed a button
to see and, yes, I inadvertently switched it back on.
Whilst the coffin was being wheeled down the aisle
I was pressing and tapping like mad which was only making
things worse. It is actually quite difficult to
switch off a phone whilst it is doing all it needs to
switch on. There was only one thing I could do.
Rip the phone open and take out the battery. That
worked and to my immense relief the service could
continue uninterrupted.
All
this was brought to mind when planning today’s route.
The weather forecast had been all over the place
but as of last night it seemed that it would provide
the opportunity to discover if we could see the lost
village of Mardale.
A
few days earlier, before it rained, might have been
better but never-the-less there hadn’t been that much
and it ought to be possible to see what is left of the
skeleton of the hamlet.
We
would park at Swindale Foot and cross over by Harper
Hills to join Haweswater near the foot of the Old Corpse
Road.
It
was surprisingly bright as we set off up the hill, a
nice gentle climb compared to many that we have done
recently. It was however rather frustratingly
long before we could actually see Haweswater.
The
reservoir was low but presumably not as low as last
week and certainly less than 1984 and 1975. Still,
you could make out the old walls and roads and imagine
where the pub and the church would have been.
Had
we reached the road five minutes earlier we would have
been in time to be interviewed by an ITV crew who were
filming the lake. It is probably just as well
as who knows what outrageous things James might have
said on camera.
As
you can see, there was some dispute as to where the
drowned village was actually situated:
Comitibus:
Robin, Mike, James, Stan, Don
We
couldn’t linger too long as James had to be back in
Kendal for a meeting so after lunch we climbed the Old
Corpse Road over to Swindale. This was the way
that the dead of the valley were taken on horseback
to Shap for burial. I pity the poor horses. The
steep winding climb would be hard work when you have
the dead weight of a 16 stone farmer on your back.
The
weather now wasn’t too great but it did clear as we
dropped down into Swindale. It is a lovely valley,
particularly where it climbs over to Mosedale but we
weren’t going that way. Instead we had a road
slog back to the car, passing en-route the water control
and, we think, electricity generating constructions
erected after the floods.
James
managed to escape in time for his rendezvous whilst
Mike, Robin, Stan and I visited not the graveyard but
the Greyhound at Shap.
This has reopened under
new management and after a major refurbishment. We
were not totally convinced by the almost random style
wooden furnishing. They looked like reclamation
items. Long benches serving two tables of different
heights. High table created by obvious welding
of extensions to the metal legs. Worst of all,
from Robin’s standpoint (might not quite be the right
word) was the extremely low doorway. He is to
be congratulated for not spilling a drop of the four
pints he was carrying when his head came into forceful
contact with the frame. Even I, a modest 5 foot 10 and
shrinking, had to duck a little.
The
other strange thing was that all the pint glasses had
holes in the bottom and were filled from below before
a watertight disc was placed over the hole. Bottoms
Up, it said. Weird. None of us had seen anything
like that before.
We
wondered, macabrely, if the discs were actually old
pennies that were taken from the eyes of the dead to
finance the quenching of the thirst of the weary pallbearers.
Afterall, Shap was the end of the Old Corpse Road.
Don,
Thursday 2nd August 2018
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