BB1828 : BOOTboys
Should Wear Woad
Thursday
23rd August 2018
Was
it due to the debate about what clothes to wear on a
day that threatened to become rather inclement? All
of a sudden Mike T started enthusing about the virtues
of woad. In fine voice and to the tune of Men of
Harlech he burst forth:
What's
the use of wearing braces, spats and hats and boots
with laces?
These
are things you buy in places down in Blackhall Road.
What's
the use of shirts of cotton, studs that always get forgotten?
These
affairs are simply rotten, better far is woad!
Woad’s
the stuff to clothe men, woad to scare your foe, men.
Boil
it to a brilliant hue and rub it on your back and abdomen.
Ancient
Britons never hit on
Anything
as good as woad to fit on,
Neck
or knees or where you sit on,
Tailors
you'll be blowed!
Whether
it be with woad or what, we did expect to have to cover
up against the weather in due course.
We'd
left John's car at Bull Pot Farm Caving Centre in order
to have a linear wander up Leck Beck, starting from
Cowan Bridge. It was surprisingly clement as
we strolled through the hamlet of Leck with its rather
superior houses and onwards along tracks through fields.
There was one minor detour, to test out a remarkably
rickety old suspension footbridge that looked as if
it could collapse into the stream at any moment. It
was private so anyone foolish enough to test it would
have little cause for complaint or case for compensation
if it collapsed. Fortunately it didn't and we
continued on the trail. Soon it swung away from
the beck and climbed a hill where a narrow trail cut
through the bracken (which seems to have grown considerably
in the August downpours, as has the grass on our lawn).
On
the horizon we could see our originally intended destination,
the Three Men of Gragareth (and their lovely ladies).
Eventually
I got tired of not being by the beck and persuaded the
boys that a short descent through more bracken would
lead us down to much easier and more interesting walking.
Well,
this bracken was even deeper and there was no real path.
However
the members of the Hekawi tribe eventually reached rock
bottom and were ready to explore the dried up stream.
After so much rain this seemed weird but the reason
is that this is limestone country and for much of its
way, the water runs underground.
Soon
we reached the Ease Gill Kirk lower chamber. I
climbed part way up its entrance then retreated. Discretion
decided us to take a different route up the banking
and round the chambers. The boys were able to
look down into the upper chamber and realise why we
han't gone that way.
Much
further up the gorge we came to the waterfall where
the water runs off the hill and plunges underground.
Again
we had to climb round on a higher path. This soon
brought us to a bridge from which we could look down
and admire the way in which the water had shaped the
rocks over the millennia.
We
left the back for an easy if somewhat dull tramp across
the moor. By now Gragareth and the other tops
were shrouded so we congratulated ourselves on having
made the right decision. The Bull Pot Farm came
into sight.
It
was there that we exchanged pleasantries with the first
people we had met all day. One was a lady who
had worked in Bolton (UK) and then Boston (USA) with
the same company and at the same time as Terry though
unbeknownst to each other.
It
was time to climb into John's car and return to Cowan
Bridge. Half way back Mike started off again:
Romans
came across the channel all dressed up in tin and flannel,
Half
a pint of woad per man’ll dress us more than these.
Saxons
you can keep your stitches building beds for bugs in
britches,
We
have woad to clothe us which is not a nest for fleas.
Romans
keep your armour, Saxons your pyjamas,
Hairy
coats were made for goats, gorillas, yaks, retriever
dogs and lamas.
Hike
up Snowdon with your woad on,
Never
mind if you get rained or blowed on.
Never
need a button sewed on,
BOOTboys
should wear Woad.
All
of a sudden we realised why. For the second time
of the day we were on Wandales Lane. It's a Roman
Road.
Don,
23rd August 2018
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