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: Where is Richard ?
Thursday
18th October 2018
I
hadn't given Richard any thought whatsoever
as we set off on our walk.
"Who?"
You might be asking yourself.
Unfortunately
I am currently facing a crisis which must
curtail this report.
Concerning
Richard and other matters, therefore, I borrow
the words of Flanders and Swann regarding
Ashton-under-Lyne:
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I'll
tell you all about ..... ..... ..... ..... some other
time.
Crisis,
what crisis?
Well,
after the BOOTboys
outing Margaret and I went to a gin-tasting session
organised by Terry. It was a jolly evening but
you can imagine how, after trying seven ample measures
of very different gins, I was not at my sharpest when
returning home. That is my excuse for failing
to notice the drip from the ceiling.
An
armchair snooze later, I went to make a cup of tea.
This time I did notice. The kitchen floor
was wet. A pipe from the
boiler upstairs was weeping. Some mopping up and
turning off was needed before making the obvious telephone
call then starting this report.
Our
aim had been to bag more Wainwrights for Mike T. This
would entail the full Dovedale Round. Stan asked
Tony whether he wanted the sharp climb at the beginning
or end. "Let's get it out of the way,"
he replied.
It
promised to be a beautiful autumn day but the mist was
still hanging over Brother's Water as we drove down
the Kirkstone Pass.
Walking
by the side of the lake, we saw the sun rising over
Hartsop Dodd, lighting up the ridge of High Hartsop
Dodd- our first objective.
Looking
back as we climbed, we could clearly see the outline
of the Romano- British settlement.
Once
the beast of the climb was out of the way, it was a
comparatively gentle stroll up Little Hartsop Dodd and
onto Dove Crag.
One
more short climb and we reached our zenith, Hart Crag.
Lunch stop. Not surprisingly there were
quite a lot folk up there, enjoying the panorama.
Richard wasn't one of them.
He
wasn't at Hartsop Above How either.
Nor
was he where you might have expected him- at Dick's
Seat, a little lower down. We waited a short while but
no Richard appeared.
Comitibus: Don,
Tony, Mike (on Dick's seat), Stan, Don
The
final part of the descent through bracken then woods
made me wonder if Tony might have preferred the
walk the other way round after all. What I know
he would have preferred is that we stop at the Brother's
Water Inn to celebrate survival but I had to get back
to Kendal. Gin was calling.
I
would like to tell you more about the subtleties of
the different varieties but, as I said at the outset,
that will have to be some other time. I've got
to end now. The doorbell has just rung. The
plumber is here. His name is Richard.
Don,
Thursday 18th October 2018
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