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: Indicate The Route To My Habitual Abode
Wednesday
3rd June 2020
A
song about rain. That should be the
theme, I thought as I pre-planned this report.
After the record-breaking dry weather,
rain was expected. Rain will be the
feature. But which song?
Singing
in the rain
first came to mind. But
would we be singing? What
about Raindrops
keep falling on my head ?
No, it's like to be more
than raindrops. Raining
Men ?
Hardly. Here
comes the rain again ?
No, not "again".
Hard
rain is gonna fall ?
Hopefully not, in more ways
than one. It
might as well rain until September
?
No!!!!!!!!!!! Red
Rain ?
Great track but not right.
The
answer was obvious really. Johnnie
Ray.
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Just
walking in the rain
Only
it didn't rain. It had rained and
Bryan, who was on one of his marathon outings,
undoubtedly caught some of it but, by the
time I parked near Witherslack church, it
had passed.
It
was cold though. I didn't appreciate
how cold it was as I climbed up through
the woods but when I emerged on to Yewbarrow
it was bitter. There was a vicious
north-easterly wind. Fortunately I
could quickly drop down to the valley and,
once past Witherslack School, head north
through the woods below the cliff for the
next mile or so.
When
I emerged from the steep Bell Rake climb,
beyond the old mine workings, it hit me
again. Perishing. A WhatsApp
message came through from Tony that he and
his colleagues John, Stan, and Stephen had
stopped for a brew. For social distancing
purposes I call them The Row group as that
is where they started. I wondered
if I could find them. Their WhatsApp
photo showed the edge of a wood but there
are a lot of edges to several woods so that
wasn't much help. Instead I put on
my "emergency" clothing and set
off for the summit.
If
I had thought it cold earlier, this was
up (or should it be down?) another notch.
At
the cairn, someone, in presumably warmer
weather, had inserted some nicely painted
stones.
Attractive,
but I still needed to get out of the wind.
I retreated to the shelter of a small
cliff. Before long I saw Stuart and
Mike T who had come up from The Howe. Then
Bryan, supported by Martin for this leg
of his trek, appeared followed shortly by
the Row group. Finally, from over
the horizon, appeared Mike who had started,
believe or not, from Fell Foot at the bottom
of Windermere.
Now
if you are wondering how we managed to cope
with the Social Distancing rules, here is
the answer. We were in three distinct
groups.
I
joined Bryan and Martin and would accompany
them for the next stage of Bryan's epic,
to the southern end of the fell. The
White Scar Group. 3.
As
previously remarked Tony, John, Stan and
Stephen were the Row group, to where they
would return. 4.
Mike
B joined Mike T and Stuart, The Howe group,
destination Mike B's house. 3
So,
as long as the Row group kept far enough
away from the Howes and the White Scars
that it couldn't be called a meeting, all
would comply.
Others
on the hill were less worried about distancing.
There was a group of over a dozen
lads and lassies larking about on the
summit then on the cliffs with no thought
of any such thing. Hopefully they
(and we) will all be OK.
After
lunch we went our separate ways. Fortunately
the day was becoming kinder as Bryan, Martin
and I approached Farrer's Allotment. From
its top we thought we could see- yes, Blackpool
Tower and the photo confirms it.
Further
along, before the descent, a fuller view
of the estuary emerged.
We
left the hill via the Great Slab.
At
the its lower end, I could see what looked
like a row of houses in the far distance.
We
had long and inconclusive debate as to what
village it might be. No, it's a field
that has been silaged, it just looks like
a village because of the trees before it.
But what is that building partially
hidden behind some trees with a tower that
seems to be flying a flag? Could that
be Natland Church, in which case the farm
to its right could be Cracalt and the white
construction on the side of the end building
-could it be our conservatory? Or
is the flag actually flying over Sizergh
Castle, in which case our house is not to
be seen? Or could it be the radio
mast on Hayfell? In which case, help,
where is my home?
At
this point our ways parted. Martin
was heading north and Bryan continued on
the next stage of his marathon back to Kendal.
As for me, I wandered back to my car
in a confused state. Singing dolefully.
Not about rain. Nor sunshine.
Much more urgent. Show
Me The Way to go Home.
Or the version I prefer:
Indicate
the route to my habitual abode
I'm
fatigued and desire to retire.
I
partook a little beverage sixty
minutes ago
and
it's percolated to my cranium.
Irrespective
of wheresoever I perambulate
over
land or sea or effervescent
vapour
you
may always hear me chanting
this melody
Indicate
the route to my habitual abode.
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Don,
Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Bryan
Mike B
Stephen
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John H
Mike T
Stuart
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Martin
Stan
Tony
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